Archive - TRIAGE

You Can’t Blame the Phones Forever

Yes, smartphones suck. Now what?

Nov 27, 2024 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

Implications of a middle school pastime

Sep 17, 2023 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

The Whiplash of Modern Uncertainty

What, exactly, was 2020?

Aug 21, 2023 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

Being a “Pop Princess Ally” Hasn’t Done S*** For Me

Lorde, fanaticism, and the Mitski sleeper cell lurking beneath the Gowanus Canal

Nov 20, 2024 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

Babies Are Obsessed With Their iPads. Who Cares?

CoComelon and the fraught battle over the quality of youth

Jun 24, 2024 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

Cuatro veces más. Cuatro veces más. Sofia is disgusted. I’ve known her for six hours, but I can see it in her eyes, through the dusty right-hand mirror…

Aug 25, 2023 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

Before the Flood

The meaning of the Los Angeles fires

Jan 9, 2025 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

Age is a Waterfall

Am I the only one who's obsessed?

Jun 12, 2024 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

East Village Poser

A fresh history dispels the myth of the "real" New Yorker

Feb 2, 2024 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

Trust a memoir at your own risk

Sep 4, 2024 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

A Drifter's Game

New York City and the obvious impossibility of "Frances Ha"

Aug 30, 2023 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

My first short story is live

Mar 31, 2025 • Nicky von Hartz Shapiro

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